The Honeymoon

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    An innocent young couple fall very much in love and the boy finally asks for her hand in marriage.
    The girl breaks down crying and confesses that she had hormone problems as a young girl and never developed breasts.
    The young man gently reassures her that he still loves her and breasts are not everything.
    As a matter of fact he says I also had hormone problems as a boy, waving his hand past his groin he says I’m like and infant down there.
    The girl hugs him and says there still in love and they will overcome and physical problems.
    The wedding is a great success and they arrive at their honeymoon destination.
    The new bride has a quick shower and emerges from the bathroom in a slinky nighty but it’s obvious she has no breasts.
    The groom then showers and emerges with just a towel around his waist, she smiles at him and he flicks the knot on the towel and it drops to the floor.
    The girl takes one look and starts screaming AAARRRGGGHH what, what’s that AAARRRGGGHHH you said you were like and infant down there, well I am says the groom 8 lbs 7 ounces and 19 inches long.
 
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