RNC Vs. DNC: A Comparison POLITICS·Aug 22, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
The Democratic National Convention is set to wrap up tonight, but how does it fare when compared with the Republican National Convention?
The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to compare and contrast the two: RNC: Free AR-15 with the purchase of a bucket of fried chicken DNC: Free mandatory abortions RNC: The nominee received no votes from Democrats DNC: Ditto RNC: Opened with a prayer to God DNC: Opened with a traditional human sacrifice to Moloch RNC: Free ammo for your guns DNC: Free vasectomies to make sure you can only shoot blanks RNC: Hulk Hogan DNC: Drag queens RNC: Women with lots of estrogen, men with lots of testosterone DNC: Men with lots of estrogen, women with lots of testosterone RNC: People cosplaying as Ronald Reagan DNC: People cosplaying as abortion pills RNC: All about Trump DNC: Also all about Trump
Who would have guessed that the two parties would have so much in common? It's almost like looking at two sides of the same coin!
