A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.
Bosses wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email says:
"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke. Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot"
