The Joneses decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities outside.
Junior began his commentary as his parents got into the action:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Andersons' have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders' are moving!'
'Jason's gone by on his skate board!
After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are shagging!!'
Very startled, mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,'How do you know they're shagging?'
The message came straight back:
'Jimmy Cooper's standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
