the lawyer, page-3

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    13/04/10
    15:39
    Post #: 6567174
    Yeah well I was out fishing with my mates in Darwin Harbour (one of them a lawyer) when our engine broke down.
    We had caught a few sharks so we knew they were around. We wondered how we were going to get rescued when the lawyer offered to swim to shore.
    "Aren't you scared of the sharks?" I asked.
    "The won't touch me," said the lawyer, "professional courtesy."
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