Chickens make good pets. They give you eggs. And when they stop...

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    Chickens make good pets. They give you eggs.

    And when they stop giving eggs, they make a good meal...

    And nothing wrong with rabbit pie.

    The Tesco horse meat saga and related jokes spring to mind.
 
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