The LNP just got owned by China, page-66

"The LNP a democratically elected party in a country of 27 million people have failed to stop an aggressive expansionist communist regime that has over one billion subjects at its heels ... says the ALP supporters at election time."

And all the LNP can do is state to the public:

"We are tougher om China than Labor"

And make a mercy dash to the Solomons - 'cos they dropped the ball.