Lone Ranger riding across the plains and comes across Tonto lying on the ground with his ear against the sand.
Lone Ranger " Whats the matter Tonto"
Tonto "Stage coach 4 horses, 2 people on top one carrying a rifle, 3 people inside 1 of them a woman.
Lone Range "God Damn Tonto you can tell all that by just listening to the ground"
Tonto "No Kemosabe the Bastard just ran over me!!!
