the lunch

Well, disciples and knights of the round table
Read carefully, the Baron,s now on cable
Yesterday after thinking they were on a winner
Portman decided to cancel our previously planned dinner
They rang me and said HRH I thought we were in bed
The King said take me to court and you'll end up dead
They had come to yesterday,s meeting SOOOOO.... pumped
Only to be so unceremoniouly dumped
They cried we did not expect such a bashing
From you and the bikies, crikey HRH it was just a smashing So they said HRH you and the Knights need to be taught
So on Tuesday were taking you to the Federal bl... dy court
Well the Baron said lets not be sore losers how about brunch
So this morning Portman came along for the crunch
For some holy advice I made a call to my mate the pope
He said prey my son for those coming maybe high on the dope
Go easy on them in this miniscule fight
Because you my son will determine whats fair and whats right
The pope said he knows it upsets people its always the Kings way
But the Knights called back its better than the highway
You don't know how hard we all preyed
For Portman and its supporters who were undoubtedly afraid
There we all were, bikies ,thieves, villains and the maid
All kneeling down preying before heading off armed to the hilt
To meet the blokes from Portman who came dressed in kilts HRH said your not fighting my ancestor the legendary braveheart
You blokes look you've come dressed as tarts
I said to Geoff and his mates what's your game
I'm the leader of the crooks HRH King Wally's my name
Well we tucked into the feast at this harmonious brunch
Before to Portman we delivered the knockout punch
They were so busy tucking into Otakous cooking
They didn't see the guns and the crow bar I guess they Blo...ody weren't looking
To my supporters and those recently knighted
The round table is full the good ship nearly righted
The battle has been hard and many are sore
But don't worry HRH about to disclose that ore
Many of you think HRH is on the TAKE
Yes he is but good things are about to come from Sea Lake
HRH cannot thank you enough for your support
Geoff and Portman came along with their rort
They came in suits looking like winners
But at the end of the day HRH and the knights are the only grinners
So the next time somebody wants to end up in court
Remember to have some bigger ammo when you take on our heavily armed fort
Thats all today from the Knights and HRH The OilBaron
but to Portman I say come Tuesday watch out for our CANNON !!!!



the head to t
Let me tell you about who attended yesterday,s brunch
There were thugs, bandits, thieves and bikies