Well, disciples and knights of the round table Read carefully, the Baron,s now on cable Yesterday after thinking they were on a winner Portman decided to cancel our previously planned dinner They rang me and said HRH I thought we were in bed The King said take me to court and you'll end up dead They had come to yesterday,s meeting SOOOOO.... pumped Only to be so unceremoniouly dumped They cried we did not expect such a bashing From you and the bikies, crikey HRH it was just a smashing So they said HRH you and the Knights need to be taught So on Tuesday were taking you to the Federal bl... dy court Well the Baron said lets not be sore losers how about brunch So this morning Portman came along for the crunch For some holy advice I made a call to my mate the pope He said prey my son for those coming maybe high on the dope Go easy on them in this miniscule fight Because you my son will determine whats fair and whats right The pope said he knows it upsets people its always the Kings way But the Knights called back its better than the highway You don't know how hard we all preyed For Portman and its supporters who were undoubtedly afraid There we all were, bikies ,thieves, villains and the maid All kneeling down preying before heading off armed to the hilt To meet the blokes from Portman who came dressed in kilts HRH said your not fighting my ancestor the legendary braveheart You blokes look you've come dressed as tarts I said to Geoff and his mates what's your game I'm the leader of the crooks HRH King Wally's my name Well we tucked into the feast at this harmonious brunch Before to Portman we delivered the knockout punch They were so busy tucking into Otakous cooking They didn't see the guns and the crow bar I guess they Blo...ody weren't looking To my supporters and those recently knighted The round table is full the good ship nearly righted The battle has been hard and many are sore But don't worry HRH about to disclose that ore Many of you think HRH is on the TAKE Yes he is but good things are about to come from Sea Lake HRH cannot thank you enough for your support Geoff and Portman came along with their rort They came in suits looking like winners But at the end of the day HRH and the knights are the only grinners So the next time somebody wants to end up in court Remember to have some bigger ammo when you take on our heavily armed fort Thats all today from the Knights and HRH The OilBaron but to Portman I say come Tuesday watch out for our CANNON !!!!
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