Dear Mr. G Nowhere It has come to our attention that you recently left this institution without the necessary documentation. Can you please call around at your earliest convenience for re-assesment as there seems to have been a couple of minor oversights. Dr. Feelgood will be available to see you immediately. Your Howard -Cousins tablets just don't seem to be working,and your anti-Aussie antedote needs to be at least doubled in strength. Your vitriol levels are dangerously high....in fact way up in the all black zone,so take care.
