"Islam has to be AT LEAST 100x more appealing to Yahoo..."
That is when you look at the bright side of the story, but as the person that raised the question points out there seems to exist not even time for any foreplay. It has to be all done in a great rushed.
"Watching your stomach increase in size because you ate 100 times more than you normally do and you drank 100 times more than you normally do, then watching your huge stomach reduce in size again, kind of sounds scary...What I am saying is, where is the appeal in eating, drinking, and having desire for sex 100 times more than normal? 3 meals a day is plenty. but 300 meals a day??? How long is a day in paradise anyway? if it's the same as earth days than, I'm not sure how you're going to eat 300 meals, and deflower 100 virgins in 24 hours, where a day is 12 hours, I mean, that means you only got 1.8 minutes per meal and per virgin. I'm going to have to assume that the days are much longer, otherwise it's going to be a bit rushed, virgins on a conveyor belt, virgin, meal, meal, meal, virgin, meal, meal, meal, virgin, meal, meal, meal, virgin, meal ... every single day for infinity... Maybe the translation got mixed up or something, because that kind of sounds like hell."
