Humpty Dumpty sat on the wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses
And all the kings men
Couldn't give a rat's R's !
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
So the other two took off !
Simple Simon met a pie man on the way to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
"What have you got there ?"
.......Pies you idiot !
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
Keeping her curds and wea
Then down beside her
Came a great spider
So she said
Rack off Hairy Legs !
Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed
So the cow kicked his friggin head in !
