The OBJ Dictionary., page-3

Supplementary entries to OBJ dictionary:


Philosophy - A system of irrational beliefs adopted by OBJ shareholders that have led them to the conclusion that a "dermaportation" device is about to be commercialized to make them rich beyond their wildest dreams.

Dermaportation - A less advanced form of "teleportation" that, when applied to living organism, has a 25% chance of completely disintegrating that organism without leaving any cellular residue.

Glynism - a word, phrase or other expression that is commonly used by, but peculiar to, OBJ director Glyn Denison which, when used, generates a fervour amongst OBJ shareholders (e.g. "imminent")

SK-II Magnetic Power Booster - NASA's latest advanced form of propulsion technology, to be fitted to the next Space Shuttle due for launch in 2017, and recently trade marked in the Singapore Trade mark office.

GSK Diamagnetic Toothbrush - A fanciful and mythical invention capable of eliminating tooth decay, gum disease, tongue cancer and all other ailments associated with the mouth. Significant efforts by the scientific community have been made to disprove the existence of the toothbrush but irrational belief systems of a similar nature to Philosophy (see definition above) hamper their efforts to do so. Sightings of the toothbrush continue to be occasionally reported.