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GREEN POOL BAN CALL

Well it looks like the old climate change racket has claimed another scalp in France. According to today's paper Green frogs have had enough of wasting precious water by calling for a ban on new swimming pools. Last week it was a ban on watering golf courses.

There goes the drunken golf days so loved by Aussie expats. Along with frolicking poolside surrounded by a bevy of saprosexual strippers. It's enough to make a bloke pack up and return home. And get a job.