Going back over the past couple year's worth of messages from...

Going back over the past couple year's worth of messages from Metabolic Pharmaceuticals I began to feel like the hero of the old joke - the very unlucky and supremely optimistic kid - who, faced with the worst Christmas morning surprise ever, gleefully digs in to a huge pile of horse manure with a smile on his face:

"There's just GOT to be a pony in here somewhere!"