I was having a beer with a scottish chap in the pub one night a...

I was having a beer with a scottish chap in the pub one night a few months ago and he claimed to be able to see into the future.After many beers and backing every winner on the tote that night i thought to myself that this bloke is on the money no doubt about it.As we were walking home i asked him if he could see ahead of time what stock would be the best to buy on the stock market.He undid his fly,looked to the sky and said i gotta pee.At that moment he grabbed his chest and cried out aarrrgghh aarrrggghhh and then collapsed in a heap on the ground.I dont't understand scottish that well so i got a friend to translate and guess what? His last words was my best tip for the night!He said pee aarrrgghh aarrrggghhh which in scottish translates to PRR so i reckon that proves without a doubt that we are on a winner...