Sent from my gramps1@,A man's perfect day ??? 6:00 Alarm 6:10 Read the sports section of the Herald Sun in toilet. 6:15 Notice front page of Sun: Jackie Lambie on life support after date with well hung male. 6:30 Shampoo, shower, shave 7:00 Breakfast - bacon and poached eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Couple of ice-cold Crownies en route to the airport. 8:00 Flight in personal Gulfstream jet - finest single malt Scotchserved in Waterford crystal snifter by green-eyed redhead with big tits 9:30 Limo to Royal Melbourne Golf Club 9:45 Play front nine (2 under par). 11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, couple of ice-cold Crownies and bottle of vintage Dom Pérignon (1953) . 12:20 Breaking News: Kevin Rudd discovered to be on Malaysia flight 370. 12:30 Play back nine (4 under). 2:15 Limo back to airport (several Crownies). 2:30 Fly to Gold Coast. 2:40 News Flash: Julia Gillard’s plane shot down over Syria,apprehended by IS. 4:00 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot. 4:15 News flash: Clive Palmer electrocuted while demonstrating animated dinosaur. Front-end loader called to remove both. 4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)on light tackle. 5:00 Fly home, massage by naked Elle Macpherson with happy ending. 6:45 Shower, shave and shine. 6:55 News Flash: Christine Milne announced as Australia’s first Ebola victim. 7:00 Watch news – Bill Shorten assassinated. 7:30 Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Pérignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits. 9:40 News Flash: Adam Bandt and entourage missing after speaking engagement inTasmania. 11:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing Crownie. 11:30 Nightcap. 11:35 Tanya Plibasek confesses she has Aids, and resigns from Parliament. 11:45 In bed alone. 11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room. 11:51 Laughed myself to sleep...can't wait for tomorrow
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Ken
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