Wake up to hugs and kisses. Weigh in 2 lbs. lighter than yesterday. Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil. Light work out at health club with handsome, funny personal trainer. Manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe - she has gained 5 lbs.
Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
Nap
Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
Light workout at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
Hot shower (alone) ... (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
The Perfect Day - For Him
Alarm
Blow Job
Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
Breakfast: Rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench.
Limo arrives - several whiskeys en-route to airport.
Flight in personal Lear jet.
Limo to Augusta National (blow job en-route)
Play front nine (2 under)
Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
Blow Job
Play back nine (4 under)
Limo back to the airport. (several whiskeys)
Fly to Monte Carlo.
Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
Land world record Marlin on light tackle.
Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson.
Shit, Shower, and Shave.
Watch news: Michael Jackson assasinated, marijuana and porn legalized.
Dinner: Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (53), big juicy filet steak followed by ice-cream served on a pair of tits.
Napoleon brandy and a Cohiba Esplendido Cigar in front of wall size TV.
Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
A night cap
Blow job
In bed alone.
A 12 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
