the pie purchase, page-4

He went to buy another pie big and fat a juicy,

Now I dont want any trouble he said my names Bill not Brucey,

The little asian shop assistant trembled as he came into sight,

He had threatened to close the business down for some imagined slight,

She heated up the pie for him and put it in a bag,

As she handed it to him she realised he was a dreadful dag,

People had told her he was tipped as a future Prime Minister ,

She thought if this ever came about it would bring on something sinister,

So as the small one walked away she had a feeling of despair,

To think such a high office could go to a two bob lair.