I was a c programmer back in the 80's lets see now....If the...

I was a c programmer back in the 80's lets see now....

If the morons build the stupid fuctory then
If the tired old 5 years stored equipment actually works then
If the joke bmlmp 7 year old chemistry works then
if it is cheaper than almost any LFP cell on sale on ebay then
if anyone is stupid enough to buy some then
if someone puts money in while it gets up and running then
if there is a good enough volume of product then
if it manages to keep operating
then it may make a few dollars
ELSE
error condition Toast (fail, bankupt, losstotal):

I think it's calling Toast on all of these.....