I, Aiki, the minister of immigration and custom of Nibiru, decree henceforth that
a certainty beyond challenge lay ahead for HM, a mutant hybrid of Neflim and Cro-magnon, that is widely known as Mutant Ninja Turtle; namely
he is forever barred to enter Nibiru for
committing treason against the Anunnaki by sharing his knowledge of our covert mission on Earth to the unworthy earthlings whose weak physical condition limits their activity to watching a monitor and pressing keys of a keyboard.
