Prefer to live in NZ or Oz than Philippines and so would my...

Prefer to live in NZ or Oz than Philippines and so would my wife, relations are great for a while but living in a house with about 20 others gets to me after a while, as does drinking San Miguel and whiskey all night,
And then in the morning the roosters start crowing at 4 am and the pigs squelling outside and the rats are running through the ceiling, then by 2PM its a sauna even inside, and the lack of any real intelligent conversation continues unabated,from 9am to 10pm and the monaing about Georgia pacific leaving 20 years ago , no you can keep it.
Have to admit brilliant swimming in water thats almost thermal.