THE RULES
1 The FEMALE always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
3. No MALE can possibly know all the rules.
4 If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change them.
5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7, If rule 6 applies, the MALE must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The FEMALE can change her mind at any time.
9. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
12. Under no circumstances should the FEMALE let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The MALE is expected to be a mindreader.
14. If a MALE attempts to change the rules, it could result in bodily harm.
15. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
16. The MALE must be ready at all times.
17. The MALE who doesn’t abide by the rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. Or, perhaps, he’s single.
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