A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position.....He asked the same question to each one of them.
Boss: "A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What's the difference between the two?
First Girl: "One is hairy, the other isn't "! Boss: "OK good!"
Second Girl: "One can talk but the other can't "! Boss: "Thats better!"
Third Girl: "One is vertical & the other is horizontal”! Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"
Last Girl: "One is for me & the other is for my Boss!”
Boss: "You are hired!!!”