Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home , taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed in the longer corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents and staff tolerated her and some males actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up the corridor and a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with an outstretched arm. "STOP," he shouted "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and handed it to Clarence. "O.K." he said and Ethel then sped off again down the hallway.
As she took the next corner in the lounge room on one wheel, Weird Harold, jumped up from behind the lounge and pulled out a drink coaster, and Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked and holding a very sizeable erection in his hand causing Ethel to come to a screaching halt.
"Oh Good grief Officer", she said "Not the breathalyser again."
