Hey King Louie,
Great Post!! Thumbs Up!
I laughed so hard I let out some of those sweet smelling farts!
As I too have a heap of silver and gold and am collecting more.
The calories too, are low here, and I have lost some weight. And if it continues, I will have double my weight in silver.
Not to worry, "no matter how much the ungrateful family whines and complains", you will be able to buy a whole new family soon!!
All the best