what will Bob Brown wear to the wedding - does he kick his heels up at such events.(Now I'm being noice - and proppa!) No tacky jokes at this house!
That's assuming they're on speaking terms by then - one of them bound to have chucked a tanty and had a split meanwhile I'd venture!
Will Prince Will and Duchess Kate come?
Or will they have to settle for Bob and ...Blanche (mental blank) - a sort of Aussie "royalty."
Perhaps that's why Robb Oakeshott's trying out the red head look - he wants to blend! Windsor'll have to wing it on a rug. And Katter's got his hat. A sort of Molly Meldrum of the Outback! Perhaps he can do the DJ-ing.
PS - Will we all get a wedding memento? A grand a piece would be good! Get's me half way to Bali!
But no, it'll be candied almonds - one little parcel placed discreetly in pink tulle on each ballot paper. And silver pencils!
