That's got to be one of the most hilarious satirical pieces I've read. You've posted on the wrong forum though, it should be in the comedy thread. I laughed particularly hard at this scientifically researched paragraph
"Recently, more than 100 dead bodies were seen floating down the banks of the river Ganga in the Indian state of Bihar. These deaths are being blamed on the Chinese Virus, though it is more likely that they died from the injections."
Bodies floating down the banks of a river are quite possible one suspects if it is indeed the Ganga River and not the Ganges River.
