Sitting together on a train travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a solid middle aged Greek lady, and a pretty young Swiss blonde girl with great boobs.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The Greek lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the Greek lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark, she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the Kiwi again!
