Subject: The vicar and the maid
A vicar was staying overnight in a hotel and before he went to sleep for the night, he had a look at the Gideon Bible in the bedside drawer.
The following morning he was woken by the maid with a cup of tea. "Good morning, dear," said the vicar. "Fancy a quick shag?"
"But you're a man of the cloth," said the maid. "That can't be right!"
"It's perfectly all right, dear," replied the vicar. "I assure you, it says so in the Bible!" So the maid hopped into bed with the vicar.
When it was over she got out of the bed and said: "I trust you, reverend, but I would feel better about this if you showed me the passage in the Bible where it says it's all right."
The vicar opened the bedside table drawer, took out the Gideon Bible and opened it.
Someone had written on the inside cover: "Ask the maid if she fancies a poke. She usually does."
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