Duck walks into a bar , sits down , orders a pot of beer and a steak sandwich . When finished he walks out , "see you tomorrow Syd" .
Bloke at bar said WTF was that ? Barman tells him the duck works across the road as a welder at the big construction site , comes in every day for a beer and a steak sandwich . "Wow , i'm going to talk to him tomorrow " says the scout
Next day the duck walks in bang on time , sits at the bar and orders his usual
"excuse me mate " says the bloke , "couldn't help noticing you are a duck, I am a talent scout for a circus in town and want to know if you would be interested in joining us "
The duck looks at him and says " circus ! , big canvas tent , wooden poles and ropes ? "Yep , that's right said the scout ".
The duck puts his beer down and looking at the scout says "why do you need a welder then ?"
