"does my butt look big in these?" she asked her hubby dear'I...

"does my butt look big in these?" she asked her hubby dear
'I might go ride my bike a while to tighten up my rear'
Now any normal fella with a semblance of a clue
Would have answered....'to me my sweet theres no-one half as hot as you
But not our old mate 'Shares 2',He went in boots and all
and now he looks a good chance to lose at least one... friend.
It's a subtle little business,dealing with a wife
especially if she's near the sink,with access to a knife
So forget about the truth old son,take time to weigh the odds
does she need to know the truth that bad?....or do you want to keep your cods.