- Islamic extremists could be used instead of turkey at...

- Islamic extremists could be used instead of turkey at 'thanksgiving' celebrations.
- he'll give the American indians Afghanistan in exchange for the parcels of land they've been given.
- oil will be 'pegged' to the gold price, thus you'd be buying your petrol, and all oil by-products by the ounce.
- slavery will be brought back in.
- every soldier killed in action would be entitled to 72 virgins, keeping pace with opposition pay-rates.
- civilians can be targeted in pursuit of extremists from any religion, and soldiers can shoot children in the back unless it is a non-school day.