Think Before Naming Your Child, page-38

I went to school with a guy called "Mick Dount" pronounced "Don't "

At roll call each morning he would have a funny answer.

The teacher would call out "Mick Don't", and he would shout back  "I didn't do nothing ", or "what have I done this time".

The class loved it and would roar with laughter.... even the teacher thought it was funny (sometimes).

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Whenever I hear of someone called called 'Helen', I ask if her surname is 'Back'

I really want to make some funny comment about going to 'Helen Back'  (Hell and Back)

Sadly I have never come across a 'Helen Back' yet

I live in hope........

cheers