I love karma - I have a feng Shui warrior that tells me when to...

I love karma - I have a feng Shui warrior that tells me when to enter and exit a stock - I rub a special coin on his shoulder and tell him what i want - has to be a yes or no....toss the coin 3 times and if it lands on the same side 3 times in a row i have my answer ...is that karma or something else ?...Got him up in Byron Bay when the jazz festival was on....stopped working for a while when one of my kids threw a ball inside and he fell and his head fell off and they stuck it back on with chewing gum......without telling me....made some terrible trades and when I Grabbed him and said what the f...k are u doing to me his head fell off in my hands....and they admitted it - Anyway I Met a indan guy that told me i had to glue it back on and rub gold around the wound - guess what he is working again - go figure....