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The technology has the following features and benefits:

Electronically programmable rates of fire from single shots to ultra-rapid burst rates (and not a single shot spent in anger);

No moving parts (No selling weapons), resulting in increased reliability and availability because there is less maintenance (no weapons means no maintenance)
required and decreased possibility of malfunction (absolutely no chance of malfunction);

Increased firepower to weight ratio resulting in a lighter weapon system with greater firepower compared to conventional systems (in any other video game);

Modular pods that could operate as a complete weapons system in one container (thats if we sold any);

Digital electronic operation (sound effects sold seperately);

Ideally suited to mounting on robotic and remotely operated platforms (we dont sell them either).

The potential of grouping multiple calibres and multiple lethalities in one gun system, allowing the user to vary the use to a specific situation(imaginary guns for imaginary battles, we accept imaginary money too);

And numerous hybrid configurations and Special Forces applications (there great on cracker night too).

The above statements are completely fictional and dont resemble any true weapons/weapons system manufactured or not