Driving to work one day I saw a Telstra car with a woman on her mobile phone while driving (looooong before blueteeth and the like). The bumper sticker said "Telstra values safe driving. call 1800 whatever ....
So I memorised the whatever bit (it was a while ago now, so I've forgotten) and rang the call centre. I explained that the driver of 123 XYZ had been using her mobile while driving.
"Huh?"
"Do you consider that safe driving?"
"No, not really. So what?"
"I thought Telstra valued safe driving?"
"We do? Errrr, I mean, yes, we do! Errrr, what were you calling about ...?"
