This morning I went to sign my dogs up for the dole. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to get the dole." So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in colour, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify....
My dogs get their first cheques Friday.
Damn, this is a great country!
this is a great country!
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