BLM inspectors last seen 100k downstream in Colorado River, paddling furiously in the other direction.
Bob to Bobby Jo..
" Are told yo it was left turn, nart right turn at thur river, Bobby Jo"
Bobby Jo To Bob.
"Well Barb, those GDN folks back In Orstria, thayr lift hands doe no what theyr rart hands are doin either go darn it"