this is going to be a monster!!!....we hope!!

Yes when is this MONSTER report from D & D's Dr Cowie shell going to be released. We cant afford the Herald Sun newspaper and use a donkey as our main transport....let alone the massive subscription fees to these online reports....and besides that we are on elderley pension money which only allows us to live on black and gold brand baked beens and expired home brand pizzas, that are thrown out in the bins behind woolies. And we have to fight the vagrants off who sleep in the bins to get at the food.

SO...... can anyone elaborate on the Cowie shell report....its a bit like " the Riviting Rivkin Report"...My Maria says

Remember the monster mash??? ....well it was a graveyard SMASH!!

bobby boris picket....LOL