this is what happens if you didn't vote labor, page-30

"Secondly, it would greatly help your understanding if you had a look at a map and realise that to the north of Australia is Ocean."

Well, I wonder what that did for overseas relations - last time I did a bit of travel I discovered ------

"New Guinea, the world's second largest island".

Now, if you go to the right, or if you live up there with the qlanders, then it's left, then there is a few (two actually) small Islands and then you find Ocean.