Italian Vacation (the story of Luigi's first trip to the big...

Italian Vacation (the story of Luigi's first trip to the big city)



One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I
tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to her you
no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss
on the plate you sonna ma beetch. I don't even know the lady and she calla
me a sonna ma beetch.

Later I go to eata lunch ata drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me a
spoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella me
everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma beetch.
I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma beetch.

So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla
the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet.
So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better
not sheet on the bed you sonna ma beetch.

I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I say Piss
on you too, you sonna ma beetch.

I go back to Italy.