You are teasing, of course. Crowd funding for shareholders would...

You are teasing, of course. Crowd funding for shareholders would be more appropriate.

I woke thinking of the Monty Python sketch on the dead parrot. Taking some liberties, here are some lines that I remembered.

Mr. Praline: I wish to complain about these MED shares what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue Diamonds...What's, uh...What's wrong with them?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with them, my lad. Them's dead, that's what's wrong with them!

Owner: No, no, them's uh,...them's resting.

Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know dead MED shares when I see them, and I'm looking at them right now.