>> An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah. >> >> >> He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm >> only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was >> with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't know what to do >> sexually, can I have 72 whores? >> >> Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins >> are here in heaven because ass holes like you murdered them before they >> could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. >> Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually hungry; and frankly, >> you'll be on a constant and very exhausting duty." >> >> The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can >> it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?" >> >> Allah replied quizzingly, "Who told you they were women?"
