Idi: I'm from Entebe, and I want Uganda woman.
Brothel madam: If you want to take a gander, our peep show costs twenty pounds.
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London Prostitute to inexperienced customer: You're in, dear.
Customer: Not from India, I am from Pakistan.
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Stoffel goes to a fund-raiser in Brakpan, and its theme is different countries.
Doorman: “And what country do you represent”
Stoffel, naked with his erect penis covered by a paper bag: “Pakistan”*
*Actually, pakkiestaan (pronounced pahkistaahn, similar to the way most people, other than Americans, pronounce Pakistan). It means “paper bag that is standing up”
