Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a house clean and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw that his house was clean and dishes were done and there was a huge dinner waiting for him on the table.
The third man married a girl from Australia. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawns mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table three times a day.The first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either but on the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his right eye. His arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher but he still has some difficulties when he tries to urinate.
