Kim Jong-Un captures three of the world's politicians, Donald Trump, Theresa May and Malcolm Turnbell.
He wants the world to take notice and he decides to execute the three by firing squad the next morning, in the city's main central square.
The following morning all three are paraded out and stood against a brick wall. Donald Trump wanted to go first. He stood there, dejectedly, as the guards raised their rifles and pointed in his direction.
The executioner says, "Ready."
"Aim."
Suddenly The Don yells out "Earthquake." The guards drop their rifles and run. Donald, noticing this, quickly climbs over the wall and escapes. May and Turnbull, are impressed with Trumps, never die attitude.
The executioner yells at the guards and calls them back and then orders them to bring May over. The guards point their rifles at her .
The executioner says, "Ready."
"Aim."
Suddenly Theresa yells out "Tsunami."
The guards, now panic stricken, drop their rifles and run. May likewise climbs over the wall and escapes. The executioner is now furious, and calls the guards back. He knows Kim Jong-Un will punish them all, later.
"Bring Turnbull over." All the time he was heard muttering something about Abbott and opinion polls and it wasn't his fault. He looked very sorry for himself as he also stood against the wall dejectedly, still mumbling to himself
The executioner says, "Ready." The guards raise their rifles
"Aim." The guards take aim. Malcolm then yells out !!!!!!
"Fire."
