Thursday, 13th February 2020, page-25

DJPT -250

.....doesn't look good the futures....but what is looking good is I'm finally getting connected to the NBN and looking forward to sending out all these drones with my bandwidth technology to nail every hoon in a 20 km radius, and return with detailed intel so I can buy a filthy drag car and do burnouts 2 am in the morning at their exact premises, while playing Thunderstruck by ACDC, and quite possibly nude!...…………NIRVANA!