Dear option market makersI know today is your day and I don't...

Dear option market makers

I know today is your day and I don't want to spoil it. But you must understand
that this is really kind of boring for all the other guys that would like to trade this market. You obviously seem to have your set prices for certain stocks. I take
it CBA has to be 49.00 by the end of today ... Now my proposal is that you post the list with your allocated prices in the morning before the market opens and trust me .... I will personally help you to push the market a bit. So at the end of the day we all be happy.

Or ... and this is my second proposal ..... have option expiry on a day where a) the sun shines so I can go to the beach or b) the cricket is on.

You might have not noticed since you were busy watching you algorithms doing the work ..... but the S&P overnight market is more volatile these days then our intraday market. I hope you understand this really sucks!